“Tony, I’m not arguing with you.”
“You’re arguing now.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“This is not an argument.”
“Yes, it is.”
“No, it’s not.”
“Yes, it is.”
“Hold on a second.”
[…]
“For what were we arguing about before?”
“We were not arguing.”
“Oh, that. Yes, we were.”
“Do you understand that that’s what we were arguing about… The fact that you will argue about the least little thing? Sometimes you will argue about nothing at all. You just want to argue.”
“That’s not arguing, McContrary. Come on, have a little insight. It’s called banter.”
“No, it is not. Banter is light-hearted, witty repartee.”
“Go ooon.”
“It’s your turn to get the coffee.”
![“Tony, I’m not arguing with you.”“You’re arguing now.”“No, I’m not.”“Yes, you are.”“This is not an argument.”“Yes, it is.”“No, it’s not.”“Yes, it is.”“Hold on a second.”
[…]
“For what were we arguing about before?”“We were not arguing.”“Oh, that. Yes, we were.”“Do you understand that that’s what we were arguing about… The fact that you will argue about the least little thing? Sometimes you will argue about nothing at all. You just want to argue.”“That’s not arguing, McContrary. Come on, have a little insight. It’s called banter.”“No, it is not. Banter is light-hearted, witty repartee.”“Go ooon.”“It’s your turn to get the coffee.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzamj2OAVY1r38ucmo1_500.jpg)